What's Wrong With this Picture?

As the temperature in Ramona reached 105 F, Austin and I (and Nora Nora too) headed down to the San Diego bay.  My brother was practicing his kayaking skills (learning how to roll over in the water, get back in if you fall out, etc) with my Uncle Todd- the King of Kayak... so we enjoyed the cooler temperatures, the ocean breeze, and the chance to paddle around a little too.

But before we got our feet wet (and actually a whole lot more of us too) I captured this picture:

There are so many strange things happening here!

Here's my cheat sheet:

It was a very strange day... more photos to come!